“dont shame people for shipping things” is one of the worst discourses ive seen on this website because ninety percent of the time its used to defend pedophilic, incestuous and abusive ships
(via batladies)
- He helped Fred and George develop some of their products
- Fred and George were his best friends
- McGonagall constantly got onto him for being biased as a Quidditch commentator
- At one point his commentary got so foul, McGonagall had to take the microphone from him
- He tossed Nifflers into Umbridge’s office as a way to continue the Weasley twins’ praks
- He was one of the first to answer the call when the Battle of Hogwarts began
- His name for Potterwatch “River” is most likely because his last name “Jordan” is the name of a river
(via ginnyweaslays)
if you ever feel left out just remember that you weren’t the fifth gryffindor guy in the marauders’ dormitory
I don’t know if the timeline works even a little bit but my headcanon was always that that fifth dude was Kingsley Shacklebolt and that he immediately made a conscious decision to stay the hell away from whatever those four idiots were up to and everyone was like “Yeah, good kid, studies hard, probably gonna be Minister one day if he manages to last his entire school career without committing four murders”.
(via space-leviathan)